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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:07:00 -
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Hey there everybody, Hynox here. Just letting you know that below us, in the lowest depths of these forums, there exists a race of working class forumites who exist only to maintain the plumbing, heat, and electricity for the higher levels. Now obviously most of us (me included) have gone insane and now rummage around with weapons screaming incoherently in the dark basements. Now normally the victims of your flame wars find their way down here to be consumed by the psychotic repairmen CCP hired and keeps alive indefinitely.
The problem is that, recently theres been a decisive shortage of flame wars and victims of said arguments, hence theres no food for the civilization of crazed repairmen below. Now when they stop getting fed, they start advancing upstairs. Thats probably the worst thing you could want. So remember, have more flame wars, argue more, and remember to derail topics with pointless back and forth insults. Otherwise the psychotic murderers in the basement will start getting hungry.
If you would like to donate a victim/torture buddy, feel free to deposit them at any of the following locations:
The B7 Men's barracks: http://cdn-images.9cloud.us/947/abandoned_wwii_beach_bunker_in_broo_1216873133.640x0.jpg
The B14 detention center, block Chttp://cdn-images.9cloud.us/947/cell_block_in_the_eastern_state_pen_1789061758.640x0.jpg
The B18 women's restroom: http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/toi-4-2.jpg?w=580&h=360
The B9 Parking lot: http://cdn-images.9cloud.us/702/texas_amp_pacific_warehouse_in_fort_2045098022.640x0.jpg
The B42 Maintenance shaft entrance: http://gakuran.com/eng/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/paris-catacombs111.jpg
or wherever THIS is:http://gakuran.com/eng/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/paris-catacombs18.jpg
Thank you for your time guys! Just remember,every time you flame in these forums, your simply keeping the psychotic maintenance crew at bay!
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:12:00 -
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Also if you see any repairmen, do not make eye contact! I've been receiving complaints in which people have been disemboweled for doing that!
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:25:00 -
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noobsniper the 2nd wrote:QUICK SOMEONE CALL BATMAN I THINK THE JOKER HAS SOMETHING GOING HERE
I dunno man but it took me awhile to get internet connection down here so it's pretty urgent, also I've been stabbed by a man wearing underwear an his head and nothing else.
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:29:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:FlayLock Pistol 130HP scout vs proto stacked heavy.
Begin.
I mean if you wanna take a flaylock down here good on you man. It's pretty spooky down here.
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:41:00 -
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Also if your gonna go down there, don't bring any weapons or suits, wouldn't want these guys having weaponry exceeding the spiked bat and *****-covered rebar.
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.02.17 03:03:00 -
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Make sure you shut the door on your way out, it wont stop them but it will sure slow them down.
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
53
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Posted - 2014.02.17 03:21:00 -
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Also this thread was moved to the locker room, CCP saw.
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